Honey Gobbler IX
The best honey in the universe is under attack.
Grandad's hives are dripping with raw honeydew from the Subcarpathian hills. The season runs March to October. Every 150 kg you harvest, someone turns up to ruin it. Beat all eight and you sell out.
Purity is your health. Hit 0% and your honey is officially sus. Anything with a red ring is fake. Real honey tops your purity up a little, Grandad's comb a lot. Fill the Addictive meter for a rush. In boss fights, every drop you catch gets flicked back at the boss and saved for Grandad's Shed, where you shop after each boss.
On a phone, drag your thumb anywhere on the screen, no need to touch the spoon. On a computer, use the mouse or arrow keys. The mouse stays locked to the game while you play: Esc frees it and pauses, and so does P.
Paused
Grandad says the bees don't take breaks.
Grandad's Shed
Purity hit 0%
2 second chances left this run. You come back at 50% purity.
The real thing: raw, unfiltered honeydew honey from a family apiary in Podkarpacie, Poland. Currently sold out, so join the waitlist at janhoney.com.
We sold out
That's 1,000 of our 1.2 kg jars. In your tea, your coffee, your oats, your eggs. Every last one is gone.
Is it really the best honey in the universe?Try it yourself and let me know.
It's autumn. The bees don't make honey now. Join the waitlist and you'll hear first when the next harvest is in.
The bosses keep coming back, stronger every round. Your upgrades and all your honey carry on.
A fan game for Ryczkowski Honey, the best honey in the universe. All bosses are parodies.
Achievements
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Leaderboard
Pick a leaderboard name. Everyone can see it, so keep it clean. 2 to 16 letters, numbers, spaces, dots, dashes or underscores.
One entry per account on each board; only your best counts. Runs are checked, and anything that looks fake gets taken off.